i love when people point out that i’m tall like i get it you are a bottom
“your hands are so big compared to mine” i wonder why you had to point that out
- they randomly grab your hand and play with it, and tell you that they’re bored and wish they could be doing something else to excuse themselves for touching you
- “your fingers are so long” and then put your hand against theirs and repeat themselves
- they ask you to wear their jacket because it’s “cute” / if you’re close with them they’ll straight up just grab it and wear it if you already aren’t wearing it
- “you must have a really big bed / you must take up all the space in bed”
- always look for a reason to hug you and smoosh their head into your chest
- ask you to carry them on your back
stop mf stop wyd why you snitchin who snutch
You’ll be hearing from my legal team, because how dare you leak my trademarked secrets?
